Friday, October 10, 2008

Be a Political Halloweenie

Make certain that your pumpkins are vandalized with these political jack-o-lantern patterns.
Watch as John McCain's orange visage decays along with his hopes of being POTUS. Practice your rage and indignation for stolen elections and racial violence as Sarah Palin's domestic terror lynch mobs make a visit to your house to smash your gourd of Hope.
Also, be sure to save the seeds and toast them. Fun and necessary, since by Halloween we'll all be boiling our shoes and scavenging for old cabbage. Read more On "Be a Political Halloweenie"!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Pres Debate Take Two

And here is the rest of it.
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Monday, October 6, 2008

Happy Halloween from John McCain

My Halloween decorations this year will be a television playing a loop of this video, next to a paper dated November 5th that reads "McCain defeats Obama". Read more On "Happy Halloween from John McCain"!