Friday, September 19, 2008

Sarah Palin is the anti-woman Christ

So not only does Sarah Palin hate women, because she can't possibly really be one, but she also hates witches. But in all fairness, they hated her first.

This dailykos article talks about what a religious nut this woman is. Do we really want someone in the vice president's office who fervently believes that God put her in office?

"As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he’s so bold. And he was praying "Lord make a way, Lord make a way."

"And I’m thinking, this guy’s really bold, he doesn’t even know what I’m going to do, he doesn’t know what my plans are. And he’s praying not "oh Lord if it be your will may she become governor," no, he just prayed for it. He said "Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that’s exactly what happened."

Doesn't she know that it was really her her husband going door to door and threatening run over peoples pet moose with his snow mobile at 110 or 112 mph if they didn't vote for Sarah-cuda that got her elected? Geez.

If you want to believe that there is a higher power walking through life with you, that's just great. But for the sake of our own humanity, let's just start taking responsibility for our own lives and quit blaming God. God didn't put us in Iraq - greed for power and money, largely over oil did. God didn't put you in office either - the people of Alaska did.

I don't know why either. So, Ms. Palin, I'd like to take this opportunity to say, "Thanks... but no thanks."


JE said...

Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Shit, still hasn't worked.

Mogge said...

you just have to come to Delaware to claim it!

Ryan said...

i once prayed to god about something. and i casually mentioned that i would believe in god if my simple prayer were answered. it wasn't like, "lord if you find a way to give me a million dollars i'll believe in you." It was something like, "lord, if you could help my family SURVIVE then i'll believe in you."

and that shit went unanswered, which brings me to my current feelings toward religion.

someone should call garth brooks...sometimes god's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers? really? if that's the case he should have stayed the hell out of this one.